Thank goodness for internet banking. I am keeping a bottle of champaigne ready for when bank tellers become completely obsolete and banks operate purely in 1's and 0's. My latest excursion to ABSA in Fourways to simply deposit some USD into my ABSA account resulted in a TWO HOUR wait at teller number 9 before being told to try the bulk teller room for assistance. Surely by smell alone, a manager could have detected that I was standing in the same sweaty position for a good portion of my working day, and perhaps tried to... read full review »