So there I am stolling through my Local Dollar store to grab a few small Items when one product in particular catches my eye BENIGN GIRL yes that is the real name! I was absolutley blown away by the complete misogynistic name, so I went back and picked it up to look at it more closely. There in very small print it says : Contains chemicals know to be CARCINOGENIC. Be sure to wash hands thoroughly after handling. The Actual Irony of BENIGN GIRL actually being MALIGNANT GIRL is truly a class all it's own.