Canada sucks at life. They are pretty much Mexico, except further north. Canada is an irrelevant British colony that is completely dependent on trade with the USA to sustain its way of life. The average Canadian family spends close to half of its income on taxes.

Canada's only claim to fame is hockey and America pretty much stole that away. Sure most hockey players are Canadian.. but they should count their blessings that we sign their paychecks and let them breath the sweet air of freedom. Canadian hockey fans have zero class and are world renown for being sore losers.

Other reasons why Canada sucks:

Celine Dion
Keanu Reeves
Shania Twain
The Canadian Football League

Oh yea, and Scott's a dick