ED DUFNER + ELENA DUFNER = CONNIE DUFNER (WARPED, TWISTED PERSONALITY)! What could Ed, husband of addle-brained Connie, and Elena, daughter (spawn?) of moron Connie, have done over the life of their relationship with this so-called 'editor' and 'professional' Connie 'Duh' Dufner to have produced such a cornucopia of personality disorders and tics? Is Connie chained up in the basement every evening and beaten with wet swamp rushes? Are they adding some mind-altering, slow-acting poison to her morning gruel? Have they been giving Duh a collective cold shoulder since she squeezed out little Elena? Who knows? It's a real dome-scratcher. What we do know is that hack Connie has alienated a vast number of talented, hard-working journalists in her career, nonetheless sucking her way up to Modern Luxury/Dallas' editorial offices. What could they be thinking? If you'd like to share your miserable experiences with this cheesy, dumpy frump, feel free to email us at [email protected] (we're putting together a screenplay). Thank you!