Okay I am not going to give too much info b/c I know the guys would love to hear it. I am overweight. I am deuce, decue and a half and my butt rolls hang out the underwear I have. Let's just say I have had to get used to this condition. Typically, when I go to work, my boss does not refer to my first name. Instead he calls me into his office by saying, "BBRV Get in my office now". If you are wondering what the acronym stands for its "Big Butt Rolls Victoria". My co-workers joke that they may have to grease the doorway to get my 325 pounds / 5'3'' frame through the door. But that's just the half of it. So I decided enough is enough: I did extensive studies on what underwear to buy so my BR's would not drop out of my underwear. It's been a long, arduous time for me b/c it takes alot of my time to try on pair after pair. So I finally thought I had found a good pair at Target. The add for Womens Haines said, "Women's Haines her Way". I thought this meant that it would be my way (No BR's hanging). So I bought a pair and tried them on at home. They seemed to be working pretty good until I got to work the next day. I walk in and God as my witness, the Haines breaks and all 150 of my co-workers laugh, clap and point at me saying: HEY FAT GIRL LOOK AT YOU. HEY FAT GIRL HOWDA YA DO. HEY FAT GIRL THE UNDERWEAR DOESN'T WORK. YOUR UGLY, FAT, AND A BIG FAT JERK! (THEN EVERYONE CHEERED). I was devestated. Any ideas?