What I don't like about Wells Fargo Home Mortgage Modification Department/Jerks:

Your professionalism, lack of organization, expertise in delay, over saturation of documentation requests, exaggeration of truth, lost documentation, finger pointing, "not my department" attitude, "let me transfer you the pencil sharpening-paperclip binding-envelope licking-stamp placing-ass wiping, etc. department" untruthfulness, on-hold crappy background music, "we're here to help" bullshit, "please respond within ten (10) days from the DATE of this letter" impossibility, too-big-for-your-own-good company, did I mention"delays" crap?, we'll get back to you lies, complacent, funny looking, bad breath, stubby nosed, mishaped head, jerks.
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