Why doez this goddess get all ze blamez? I have no complaint other than people should stop complaining! I can only imagine Kirsten Hart to be blonde and blue eyed like Maria Sharapova: my bride to be in my dreamz, but God iz so good; it just might happen. She haz more heart than any princess I know and sheez in California playing tennis! So desire to meet her, but I must win ze world in Chess or conquer Pakistan and Saudi Arabia and bring out Binladden'z head in order for her to notice me. I am Captain AmericaN AKA Youtube Dudej... read full review »