I think it's funny how people on here bash Massage Envy without even listening to themselves about what they are saying. Point 1) - You're pissed because you are locked in a membership. We'll I'm sorry to tell you that is how Massage Envy runs. The only way that they can make massage affordable is to have a membership program. I would say that you are lucky that you massages roll over month to month because if you had a gym membership and don't use it one month (like most people do) then you are just out that $30... read full review »