Dear Complaints Board, I was talked into some Taco Bell this past weekend, and as I took my first bite of my chicken soft taco, my teeth collided with a very hard substance, which I took to be a plastic fork or something like it. When I opened up the taco to see what was going on, what looked up at me in all its crusty glimmer other than a penny -- an old, grimy penny covered in filth from all its pocket-traveling, hand-exchanging, register-clinking history here on earth. I had almost chipped a tooth on it. Gross! I flicked it out of the... read full review »