Pretty tired of this bullshit. I don't like waking up in the morning. I don't like going to work. I feel like my contact lenses have sand in them. My skirt is unzipped right now because I'm bloated and everyone at work probably just thinks I'm gross. Don't want to go to law school, don't want to deal with another winter. New York sucks and smells like hobos. People fucking walk too slow. Retards don't push hard enough when they go through revolving doors--they make you push them through. I paid $4.50 for a bottle of Muscle Milk Light and it tasted like fucking bum semen and sucralose. Life, you suck. read full review »