The Fabulously Untrue Life of Eric Houston An unreal diary. Wednesday, January 19, 2005 9-1-1. What’s your problem? Thank you for calling your local Emergency Response Center. For your convenience you may use our automated Emergency Reporting System. At any time, you may press zero to speak to a live operator. Due to unusually heavy call volume, current wait times are …fifty six minutes. To continue in English, press one. Para continuar en… (beeep) Thank you. If you are currently being... read full review »