I go to buy new pants and when i try them on they feel happy on my bottom. super tight. i pay the lady at the counter and go out to the town with my tight pants on. i stop to get samwiches. i eated the samwiches. they were delirious. i next go to rent movies, so i get howard the duck and forrest gump. when i pay for movies, i sneeze very hard. it hurt a little. everyone is starting to laugh. my pants start to get wet on the back. then i smell the poop. SOMEONE POOPED IN MY NEW PANTS. why did someone do it? its not nice to do. my tight pants smell bad now and i don't wear them to town anymore. read full review »