I decided not to get these in light of the _enormous_ number of complaints on Amazon and elsewhere on the web. It offends me, however, that they are still advertising on children's television stations and that kids (including mine) ask for them. Those of you who _have_ purchased them, PLEASE contact the Federal Trade Commission and make a complaint so that they can be stopped. If you feel particularly industrious, you may also wish to contact Nickelodeon and other TV stations and ask them to stop carrying their false advertising. ALSO: I... read full review »