Press 1 - If you would like me to pay your INSANELY over-priced cable bill even though the cable went out TEN TIMES this month and your "high volume" kept you from answering the phone. Press 2 - If you want me to come to the Comcast store. I can be there some time between 8 am and 10 pm on Monday, Tuesday or Friday. Please make sure you are sitting around doing nothing ALL DAY so I can come at the last possible second and tell you that NOTHING IS WRONG! Press 3 - If you would like to speak to an extremely irritable and... read full review »