It all started when our hyphen-happy protagonist, jonathan maithai, woke up in a swamp. It was the third time it had happened. Feeling excessively concerned, jonathan maithai grabbed a ripened avocado, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Giggling like schoolgirl, he realized that his beloved diary was missing! Immediately he called his favorite rape victim, Fallout Boy. jonathan maithai had known Fallout Boy for (plus or minus) 1.2 billion years, the majority of which were sassy ones. Fallout Boy was unique. He... read full review »