Am I the only person who dreads going into the average town centre, because I know that my olfactory system will be cruelly assailed by the stench of fast food vans...sizzling burgers and heaven knows whatelse. The junk and mess they create is bad enough...and need I mention the ill mannered sloath parents and their screaming off spring with their awful eating habits...the smell continues to assail even though you have mannaged to squeeze past the slavering mutant midlanders desperate for a greasy fix...and you never knew that... read full review »