This complain is to the one they call 'Ricky'. I am directing this to him because he is a mousey little fuck who thinks he can mess with peoples hearts. His flawless chiseled face, ambiguous body, and dyed greenish-bluish hair. This boy is every mans dream, and my complaint is my broken heart, and my solo steak dinner date, I wish he had joined me. -Hank Mhanschallow. read full review »